| BEING JOHN MALKOVICH |
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| My favorite film of all time |
From now on I will post my grades for films released in last few weeks right here on the main page. If you would like to know what I thought of movies older than that, got to the Grade and Review Archive. For the underlined movies listed below, just click on them to the read the full length review.
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King: A-
Something's Gotta Give: A
The Last Samurai: A
Bad Santa: A-
The Missing: B+
Gothika: B
The Haunted Mansion: C
Looney Tunes: Back in Action: B+
The Cat in the Hat: D
This is probably the worst web site ever designed. It was for one and only purpose, to try and qualify for the OFCS. I will write reviews for as many movies as possible, but for the most part I will write reviews for movies that I really love or hate. I will also post old reviews from my Subprofile. Here I will rant and rave over my one true love, MOVIES. Yes, I am crazy.
My website has grew in size recently and I want to help you understand the layout. Grade and Review Archive is where you can find my grades for movies released since September 2002. The reviews written in the fall of 2002 are childish, short and poorly written. The new reviews are much more professional, you should check those out. The Old Grades scetion is where I post grades for movies that I have seen on video or TV that I have never seen before. The Upcoming pages show you what movies you should see in the theater or buy or rent on DVD. All the other pages are specialty and you should understand or you're stupid.
The prompts for these cut and paste website builders are terrible. At this particular point in the website I am supposed to talk about my feelings and reasons for a website. Screw that, this website is meant to scare away normal people and leave only my friends and cinephiles. If you have any questions just email me and axe any questions you would like. If you are wondering what my email address then you really shouldn't be here. |
